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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7903 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
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