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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5636 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3342 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
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