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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4650 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8251 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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