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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1781 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 7912 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
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