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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1836 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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