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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4314 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6117 |
New Chunks Explored: | 953771 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
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