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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9217 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
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