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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7381 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
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