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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7332 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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