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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5433 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
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