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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1297 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
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