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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5213 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 69 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
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