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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
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