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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9151 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7246 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
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