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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4045 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
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