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Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1018	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Emeralds Found:	3001
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	611	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	9715
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	1308
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2274
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	248	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7100
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33