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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4229 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
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