LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Crops Grown: 9652 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gods Slained: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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