come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Dragons Tamed: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Crops Grown: 7256
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Players Killed by Monsters: 1480

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY