Skittle’s LifeSteal SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7837
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crops Grown:	4412	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	219	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9968	Ores Mined:	4112
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4840	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7820
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3044
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4798
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2