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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7793 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2099 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.