Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 133 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8046 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Mines Excavated: | 3536 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8698 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8612 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
