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Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	9053
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	143
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	99	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mines Excavated:	3698	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	905
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	70
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5217	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	7710
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	4182

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ores Mined:	579
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87