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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8491 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5846 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.
