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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5731 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1401 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 6836 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.