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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5038 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2522 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 1201 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.