Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Emeralds Found: 5420
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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