Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9534
Players Killed by Monsters:	6276	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	323
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7832
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8210

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	362453	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.