Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
New Chunks Explored: 263956 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2634
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 130 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 671 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Emeralds Found: 3307 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Dimension Hops: 15
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Potions Brewed: 186 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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