Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6253	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	1555
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9949	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	666	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NextLevel Network

Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Factions KitPvP Community Alliance War Combat Skills Strategies Champion Territories Dominate Conquer Build Explore Thrive Rich Endless opportunities Action-packed arenas, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Moonscape Network

advantages, creativity, economic burden, Engaging, fair, Friendly, Fun, harmful behavior, Items, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moonscape Network, multiplayer, Perks, Profanity, Server, Survival, Toxicity, UNIQUENESS, young audience

Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	1404
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	548283
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	6552	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	154
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	3783	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!