Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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