Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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