SisStarveMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2283	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Potions Brewed:	166
Meteorites Collected:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	209
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mines Excavated:	4878
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6131
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	171	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	155
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8223
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3363
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3