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Gun Runners Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, Armament, cat protection, dark net, DEFEND, defense strategies, emergency planning, firearm acquisition, germany, getting a gun, gun, gun laws, illegal weapons, Minecraft, online purchases, personal security, Preparation, Protect, runners, Safety, self defense, Server, Survival, world destruction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP – /pso2g/ – Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GraveyardGriefer33

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, estrangement, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, forgiveness, Funeral, GraveyardGriefer33, Grief, honoring the deceased, last wishes, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Respect, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and forbidden funerals!

Just like in real life, our server is full of family drama and juicy conflicts. Imagine a Minecraft world where your sister’s dying wish is to ban your brother from attending her funeral – talk about sibling rivalry!

Experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests from virtual funerals and causing a scene just like in real life. Who needs closure when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Join now and be part of a divided family where opinions are split and tensions are high. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention in our chaotic virtual world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FicDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

We have epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your bravery. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun! And don’t even get us started on the drama between players – it’s like a soap opera, but with more diamond swords.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Or see a chicken build a castle out of wool blocks? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself mourning the death of a virtual pet rock that you accidentally dropped into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RulebreakerCraft

behavior guidelines, common courtesy, common decency, consideration, cultural norms, ethical standards, Etiquette, expected behaviors, good manners, Manners, moral code, politeness, proper conduct, Respect, RuleBreakerCraft, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, unspoken rules, unwritten rules

Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline (Industry), airline emergency, Aviation, aviation news, aviation regulations, emergency landing, emergency procedures, flight crew, flight disruptions, flight incident, Flight Safety, mid-flight, Minecraft, new york, passenger safety, pilot dies, pilot health, plane diversion, Server, Skycraft, Tragedy, turkish airlines

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3060	Secret Passages Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Block-Opioid Side Effects

addiction, BlockOpioid, drug abuse, drug development, drug discovery, effects, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecules, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, opioid receptors, opioids, pain management, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, receptor blocking, research, Side, side effects, treatments

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, java, Lore, Mayo, music maker mods, Polls, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 000, 000 equipment, 40, 400 hours, Blasts, dumb, Equipment, goober, Goober spent $40, hi-fi, hi-fi audio, Hifi, high school, High school twat, Listening room, Minecraft, Mixes, nobody, Phone speaker, smp, Sounds good, Speaker, staging, Turdmeme

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	6730

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	9410

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	168