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Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

But wait, there’s more! Our developer Q&A will answer all your burning questions about the server, and our roadmap will guide you on your quest for domination. Plus, our lore stuff is so deep, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SoulMC Network

Earth, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

JOIN THE SERVER TODAY

IP SERVER: soulmc.vn VERSION: 1.12.2 or later

A Vietnamese Minecraft server was developed in June 2024

With a team of enthusiastic staff and professional management from the administrator, the server is committed to being a desirable stop for everyone.

Join and experience with us!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

soaringmc

AFK Zone, bedrock, Cash, Cross-Play, Crossplay Fun, easy ways to make money, Economy, farm cactus, Farm Sugar Cane, feathers, java, legendary crate key, Mercenary, Mercenary Job, Miner Job, online store, Ores, Player Trading, Premium Currency, PvP, Spawners, Survival

Crossplay Fun: Play with friends across Java and Bedrock—no limits! Easy Ways to Make Money When the Server Drops: Farm Sugar Cane or Cactus: Quick-growing crops that will get you enough cash to buy spawners! Select the Miner Job: Mine ores at `/warp mine` and earn money along the way. Become a Mercenary:*Pick the Mercenary Job, head to `/warp PvP`, and get paid for each kill. How to Get Feathers (Premium Currency) AFK Zone: Earn 5 feathers + 1,000 cash per minute in the AFK Zone, with a 5% chance to get a Legendary Crate Key every 30 minutes! Player Trading: You can also trade cash for feathers or purchase feathers from our online store once it launches!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ConverseCraft Minecraft Server

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Are your Converse shoes falling apart faster than a creeper in a TNT explosion? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the most durable virtual shoes you’ll ever wear! Our virtual high-tops will never split, no matter how many times you jump off a cliff or run from a horde of zombies. Plus, they go with every pixelated outfit you can imagine! Join our server now and say goodbye to shoe splits and hello to endless durability and style!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP

app, Communication, Community, cumtrib, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, expose, Followers, Friends, igortate, Interactive, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile, networking, photos, sharing, smp, Snap, snapchat, social media, Technology, Videos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Enderman Toss. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

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So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	64337	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NavalnyCraft: Alexei’s Last Stand

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find Alexei Navalny’s secret prison diary buried underground. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden treasure?

Join us now for the adventure of a lifetime! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, this will be a gaming experience you’ll never forget. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1