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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6906 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.