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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8548 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3746 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9692 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5649 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.