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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9389 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 646034 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Votes: | 3927 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.