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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 591 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.