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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5986 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.