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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2027 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1222 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.