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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 188 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3165 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.