so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape reality and go on an epic adventure in a pixelated world? well, this server is the place for u, my friend! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

join us and be part of the epic battle between Sinwar and his evil minions who are trying to take over the server with their evil plans! but don’t worry, cuz we got u covered with our army of warrior chickens who will protect u at all costs.

plus, did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly u to the moon? yeah, that’s right, u can literally ride a dragon to outer space and build ur own moon base.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the craziest, most hilarious time ever in this wacky Minecraft world! Sinwar ain’t got nothin on us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Potions Brewed: 189 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 614627 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 New Chunks Explored: 644299
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 New Chunks Explored: 716451
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Crops Grown: 7841 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 930318
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5473
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 52 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magic Items Found: 3941

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with <b>unicorns</b>, <b>rainbow-colored creepers</b>, and <b>flying pigs</b>! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 309
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9105
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MemeCraft – #1 Server

    MemeCraft – #1 Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 209 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Fandom Funhouse

    Blocky Fandom Funhouse
    Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

    Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

    CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
    But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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