this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Animals Bred: 165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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