SimplySmelted | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	300	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	4845
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	8310
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2946	Emeralds Found:	2604
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9948	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8500
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Items Found:	4177	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5126	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crops Grown:	7737
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	210
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9366
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1148	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	3058
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

Players:	105/200	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Farms Harvested:	817	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	5669
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	427	Dragons Tamed:	3