SimplySmelted | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9139	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1367
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1318	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5907
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	722610	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	1340
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow