Server Name Simply Vanilla
Overview Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since 2019
Discord Community Strong and active
Rules No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP simplyvanilla.net
Discord Join our Discord
Website Visit our website
Map Size 10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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