SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	845	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Animals Bred:	191	Enchantments Applied:	121

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	87
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	4905
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!