SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3313
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	151431	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1580	Enchantments Applied:	79

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Animals Bred:	159
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	3296	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.