SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3925	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.